10: Types Of Teachers

These are some of the teachers that you either have encountered or will encounter during your schooling career.

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Mrs. Memory of a Goldfish #pullyourselftogether:

• Gives back test results 3 months after you did the test
• Never goes over the homework
• Sometimes doesn’t even turn up to class
• Constantly says “Remind me to ____ before class ends”

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The Clueless One #whet:

• Has no idea what they’ve gotten themselves into
• Has no control over the class
• No matter how hard they try to explain something, you still have to google it once you get home

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Mrs. Too Cool For School #juststop:

• Tries way too hard to impress the class – e.g. uses modern slang, tries to be funny
• Doesn’t give you homework for the first two weeks of school because they want you to like them
• Makes really bad puns

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The Attractive One #mhmyeah:

• asdfghjkl.

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The Intimidating One #0_0:

• Will most likely scream at you if you blink
• Gives you heart palpitations
• You probably never want to make any type of contact with them because they will probably slit your body in two

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The Really Friendly One #werkit:

• Will tell you what they did on their weekend
• Knows everything about your family
• Secretly knows about all the gossip and will drop subtle hints
  

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Mr. Say What? #pleaserewind:

• Expects you to understand and follow everything
• Your class is on topic 5 when all the others are on topic 2
• Each class is literally a blur

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Mr. Ramble #stop.talking.:

• Takes half an hour to explain something
• And then says, “You have to get this done by the end of this lesson”
• Repeats the same things over and over again

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Little Miss Moody #takeachillpill:

• Has an attitude
• Takes out anger on students
• Can have extreme mood swings

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The Wise One #preach:

• Will lecture you about your future
• Gives you advice on literally everything since they’ve probably experienced it all so many times
• Asks you to come visit once you’ve graduated
• Inspirational

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#relatable?

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