What are MACROS?

23/04/2026 | CAS Project
Ever wanted to be a gym bro? Read this for a crash course on macros!

A Hallway Survival Guide

21/04/2026 | Annabelle Ward and Alessia Italici-Ricbour (Y8)
The parkour craze of the mid-2000s has returned- and the newest arena? La Chât’s hallways.

Ekphrastik Poem

26/03/2026 | Lucia Chavez (Y7)
QUICK, CLOSE YOUR EYES AND SEE IF YOU CAN SPELL THE TITLE OF THIS POEM CORRECTLY WITHOUT LOOKING!!!

Rear Window

02/04/26 | Amara Nwachuku (Y8)
Short story on a mystery woman’s life choices.

Blood Red Night

02/04/2026 | Olive Chavez (Y7)
Whatever is going on in the poetry unit of middle school English is producing a series of ominous poetry from Year 7s and it’s scaring me.

A Look Back on the Climb

31/03/2026 | Miles Johnson (Y13)
Growing up with Autism Spectrum Disorder is not easy. To do so in a world designed for neurotypical people is even harder. In this piece, Miles illuminates the nuances of a life with ASD from a first person perspective.

I Hate Winter

26/02/2026 | Sufi Irwan (Y7)
The Trump reference becomes infinitely funnier when you think about his fake tans and the fact that this poem is called ‘I Hate Winter’

Beyond Green

26/03/2026 | Amara Nwachuku (Y8)
I’m not sure what is propogating the rise in La Chât middle schoolers writing absurdist fiction for the Update but I’m even more scared of them than I was before.