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16/06/2026 | By Emma Papangelopolou & Lucia Yepes Puerto (Y10)
We all know him: the best maths teacher. The legend. The one scared of sheeps (don’t worry Mr Doyle, you definetly won’t be seeing any on next year’s Y13 prank day 🙂 Come tune in to The Update’s interview with him!
05/06/2026 | Lucia Yepes-Puerto and Emma Papangelopoulo (Y10)
What do you call a fish with no i’s? No eye deer!!!
27/05/2026 | Emma Papangelopolou (Y10)
Partially clickbait title so that an excuse is created to yap about the Gameoverse pilot
12/06/2026 | Emma Papangelopolou & Lucia Yepes Puerto (Y10)
The firefighters next to our school are actually volunteers – they need all of our support, cus they barely earn any money :/ . Yes. I’m talking to you… who is now pretending you don’t even know the fire station I’m talking about – don’t even try, you walk by it every day.
1/04/2026 | Emma Papangelopolou (Y10)
A passionately written article about a chess piece named Kinger!
13/02/2026 | Emma Papangelopolou (Y10)
An account of the best BDN ever, like nothing will top it, when my life flashes before my eyes when I’m dying this will be the main thing I see it was that good – blurb not written by Sianna I swear
