26/03/2026 | Amara Nwachuku (Y8)
I’m not sure what is propogating the rise in La Chât middle schoolers writing absurdist fiction for the Update but I’m even more scared of them than I was before.
Author: theupdateecolint
Tater Tots & Truth: What We Actually Think of Lunch
24/03/2026 | Jasmine Serena (Y8)
School lunch must now pass the ultimate test: winning the goodwill of a MIDDLE SCHOOLER.
Frame of Impact Week Two – All Quiet on the Western Front
18/03/2026 | CAS Project
The Y12 dream team—Florian, Badis, Kamaal, and Emin—take a break from the harrowing struggle of the IB student to analyze the marginally more harrowing toils of war
Should There Be School Uniforms?
17/03/2026 | Annabelle Ward (Y8)
Me personally, I think there SHOULD be school uniforms but only for the teachers because some of them have very ‘interesting’ fashion choices….
Dead Shadows
12/03/2026 | Mayra Beck (Y7)
Y7 writes a horror story that would scare the bejeesus out of anyone
Greetings from Norway
12/03/2026 | Sufi Irwan (Y7)
Sufi writes a post card from Norway featuring casual terminology such as ‘fiskesuppe’ and ‘raspeballer’
Erased: The Disappearance of Women from Afghan Society
09/03/2026 | Noa Aplon (Y12)
‘Why do we celebrate women’s day’ ‘Why is there no men’s day’ Read this article and maybe educate yourself a bit
Milano Cortina 2026: A Winter Games Recap
09/03/2026 | Jasmine Serena (Y8)
A recap of the Winter Olympics for those of you who were too lazy to watch it but still want to seem annoyingly knowledgable in conversation
Frame of Impact Week One – The Breadwinner
02/03/2026 | CAS Project
Read on to experience what La Chât students hate most: a reminder of their privilege
Updates to the Update!
20/02/2026 | The Update Team
Oh my god Karo and Sianna are literally the best editors in chief like are we seeing the kind of stuff they’re doing to revamp the Update they’re totally so amazing amirite