07/05/2026 | Brasen Tham (Y12)
A cautionary tale of the vortex of despair that shopping at McDonald’s may cause.
The Movies
06/05/2026 | Aarika Das Panda (Y12)
Performative Male Pro-Tip: Don’t just watch movies—read poems about them.
How to go gym: Exercising for hypertrophy and strength gains
07/06/2026 l Ayaan Shamsie (Y13)
The secrets of A-Listers and mass monsters laid bare for all to see…
From Guts to Glam: Full review of Olivia Rodrigo’s new single “Drop Dead”
06/05/2026 | Emma Rassi (Y8)
For all you Rodrigo enthusiasts out there…
The Met Gala vs. My Opinion
06/05/2026 | Sianna Zewdie (Y12)
Disclaimer: My fashion credentials are limited to TikTok reviews and three (3) viewings of The Devil Wears Prada. Thus, take my commentary with a grain of salt. Actually, better make it a whole shaker.
The Madeleine Albright Memorial Prize for Excellence in Child Mortality
04/05/2026 | Dalal Abu Diab (Y13)
Dalal wrote this in 2022. What were YOU doing at 13 years old?
The King’s Mission: Mending Burning Bridges
04/05/2026 | Isabel Gleave (Y12)
Much like Ross and Rachel, the UK and US seem to be ‘on a break’. Read on about how King Charles is sent as a special envoy to repair their ‘special relationship’.
Under the Night Sky, 30/04-6/05
As April’s planetary parade fades into the rear view, May arrives with a change of pace, trading tight huddles of…
The Fake Listen
01/06/2026 l Sophie Wood (Y8)
A deep dive into the psyche of a La Chat student.
What did I do for the holiday?
30/04/2026 | Noor Radjai-Bokharai
A fun holiday spent inside pyramids and doing sport